Male pig, age: older?

Wilbur, 4-hoofed Heartthrob 💕🐷
About Me:
Big guy with an even bigger heart. Rocking a snaggletooth smile that’s 100% natural and 100% adorable. I enjoy long wallows in the mud, sunbathing with my belly out, and quality time with humans who appreciate a good snort-laugh.
Hobbies:
• Perfecting my cannonball into the mud puddle
• Following you around like an oversized puppy
• Being the center of attention (yes, I know I’m handsome) What I’m Looking For:
Someone who appreciates a curvy pig with personality, enjoys spontaneous snuggle sessions, and doesn’t mind a little dirt. Bonus points if you bring snacks.
Deal Breakers:
Ignoring me when I flash my snaggletooth grin. Trust me—you won’t want to. If your interested in taking me home, my digits are 707-671-4128. Just tell my personal secretary Amy your interested 😉